ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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