Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just want nice things and good sex
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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