I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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