Non-Jews are for practice
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Randomize
