...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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