It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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