Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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