I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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