sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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