Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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