i will never coherently bang her
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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