If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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