Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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