So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
