living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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