What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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