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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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