i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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