So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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