im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he high fived his dick after we had sex
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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