the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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