THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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