Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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