There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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