just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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