just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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