school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Mom said you looked used
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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