That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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