Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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