All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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