At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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