i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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