Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
