why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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