i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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