but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
