hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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