We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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