you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We got so high we made milksteak
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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