awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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