she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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