Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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