so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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