stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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