Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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