: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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