they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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