Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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