Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I smell stomach acid.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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