just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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