Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
