So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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