We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
