thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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