Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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