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(206): View more from Washington

Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.

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(916): View more from California

I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"

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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(845): View more from New York

weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize

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(517): View more from Michigan

i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!

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(207): View more from Maine

You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume

(1-207): View more from Maine

what? where are you?

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