16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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